Wudd up fuckers...this is the hardcore SMW site. It's in the making and I don't kno what the fuck i'm doin so you'll just have to wait and see it when i'm done.
I'm out like THE QUIGGLIES in an anti-insest rally!
<~~Aight we got a sadistic line up of wrestlers for ya'll.~~>
I'll start wit myself first.
<~~DyzTREss~~> ...i'm basically a lone wolf...i don't wrestle for anyone but myself, but i do help out my boy DynASSty, and i have a new alliance with Newpdogg....that sick crazy muddafucka.
Then we got the members of the J.W.A.
It consists of <~~DynASSty~~>(RAW CHAMPION), one heinous wrestler, and <~~The Creature~~>, one crazy muddafuka.
<~~Pin Air~~>
a crazy ass spanish wrestler JUEVOS GRANDE!
THE NAME SAYS IT ALL!!
The FIRST EVER SMW CHAMPION
<~~HooK (1/2 Tag Team Champions)~~>
<~~DANNY STEELBALLS~~>
A SICK BUNCH OF FUCKS...
This guy
<~~Quail Quiggly~~>
Goes out wit
<~~Queeny Quiggly~~>
...his sister/lover
and Quail's poor brother
<~~Quinton Quiggly~~>
is stuck in the middle of it all!!
I'M GETTIN SICK JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT!!
WORLD KNOWN PORN STAR
a sick hardcore muthafugga
THE FAG TEAM
<~~1-2-3 KITTEN~~>
<~~Renault~~>
these guys are a bunch of rear-end loaders...that are funny as hell to watch wrestle!
<~GONZO~>
<~~La Salsa PimPa~~>
<~~Boris Blue Balls~~>(Western Hemisphere Champion)
<~~DANGEROUS DAN~~>
<~~X (1/2 Tag Team Champions)~~>
<~~CHALKDUST~~>
<~~RICKY TIKI TAVI~~>
<~~DONNY STEELBALLS (Owner)~~>
<~~TIM MOSS (Commisioner)~~>
The Quigglys
<~~VULGER VICC~~>
<~~JIMMY SHIMMY YA~~>
<~~NEWP DOGG (SMW Champion)~~>
<~~MO MONEY~~>
<~~JOHNY FLYNUTTZ~~>
<~~SANDMAN~~>
<~~HANS CHRISTIAN "THE BRITISH B@STERD"~~>
<~~FATBOY SLIM~~>
<~~Mag-got (Austrailian Champion)~~>
<~BUCK FEVER~>
<~~EXTREME EMT'S~~>
<~~DICK DOUGAN~~>
<~~THE VETERAN~~>
<~~KINDLY CUPID~~>
<~~THE LIFE GUARD~~>
<~~BJ SCROTUM~~>
<~~THE TRANSLATOR~~>
THE INCARNATION OF THE SMW (SMALL ROOM WRESTLING) BEGAN OCT. 3 1998 SINCE THEN THE SMW HAS GROWN FROM A MERE 4 WRESTLERS TO OVER 50 HARDCORE ATHLETES. ALL COMPETING FOR THE SMW GOLD. WHICH WAS HELD BY THE EXECUTIONER IN SMW 2, BUT WAS LATER LOST TO THE SANDMAN WHO FORFEITED HIS TITLE DUE TO A BACK INJURY. THE TITLE WAS THEN PUT UP AT SMW 3 "FRANK HAS NO SHWANK" IN A TOURNAMENT BY THE DESPISED INFAMOUS OWNER MR. DONALD STEELBALLZ. IT FINALLY CAME DOWN TOO DYNASTY VS GONZO WITH DYNASTY TAKING THE TITLE. AND ALSO IN SMW 3 THE TAG TITLES WERE INTRODUCED WITH THE DEBUT OF CHALKDUST TEAMING WITH DANGEROUS DAN. THEY WOULD LATER GO ON TO WIN THE TAG TITLES. LATER ON THE SAME NIGHT DYNASTY, CHALKDUST, AND DANGEROUS DAN LEAD BY DONNY STEELBALLZ FORMED THE ORIGINAL CLIQUE. AT SMW 4 "YOUR MOM'S A WH*RE" THE CLIQUE SEVERED THERE REALATIONSHIP WITH DANGEROUS DAN AFTER GONZO HELPED DYNASTY REGAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER LOSING IT TO MO MONEY IN A LADDER MATCH. GONZO WOULD LATER JOIN THE CLIQUE THAT NIGHT BECOMING CHALKDUST'S NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP PARTNER. BUT ALSO THAT NIGHT THE "CREATURE" MADE HIS PPV DEBUT INCARSINATING AGGRAVATING PAIN ON SMW OFFICIALS AND ANNOUNCERS ESPECIALLY ON TIMMOTHY MAMUMBA MOSS THE COMISSIONER OF THE SMW. INFLICTING CRUCIAL PUNISHMENT ON THE PARALIZED PARALISIST MAN. LATER THAT NIGHT THE CREATURE MADE A CHALLENGE TO RENAULT FOR A GARAGE MATCH. THE CREATURE WON BY SLAMMING RENOLT THREW A TABLE! TO BRING YOU UP EVEN FARTHER ON THE SMW STATUS, AFTER SMW 4 THERE WAS THEN A TOURNAMENT HELD AT SMW 5 EMPEROR OF THE BASEMENT, THIS TOURNAMENT WAS WON BY THE CREATURE HIM SELF ALSO ON THAT NIGHT DYNASSTY LOST HIS TITLE TO CHALKDUST AS HE BROKE AWAY FROM THE CLIQUE AFTER DONNY STEELBALLS, DYNASSY AND DA SANDMAN FORMED AN OLD SCHOOL JWA (JEWS WITH ATTITUDE) EVENTUALLY DOWN THE ROAD AT SMW 8 CHALKDUST WOULD LOSE HIS TITLE TO THE CREATURE AS THE CREATURE JOINED THE JWA. NOW WE ARE COMING UP ON SMW 9 THEN SMW 10 THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST SMW SHOW OF ALL TIME.
Thanx to DynASSty 4 dat info.
But now we got some bad news....the undisputed best backyard wrestling group...THE SMW...is in trouble...we no longer have an arena to shoot our wrestling in. So for now we are in search of a new place to do out wrestling matches, but we will go on...we already have shows lined up for various outdoors matches at certain un-namable parks and such.
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